March Madness

Strange and just plain funny days in March:

1st . . . . .National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day

2nd . . . . Old Stuff Day

3rd. . . . . I Want You To Be Happy Day

4th. . . . . Holy Experiment Day
5th. . . . . Multiple Personalities Day and Cheese Doodle Day
6th. . . . . National Frozen Food Day
7th. . . . . National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
8th. . . . . Be Nasty Day
9th. . . . . Panic Day
10th. . . . Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
11th. . . . Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day
12th. . . . Alfred Hitchcock Day
13th. . . . Jewel Day
14th. . . . National Potato Chip Day
15th. . . . Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
16th. . . . Everything You Do Is Right Day
17th. . . . Submarine Day
18th. . . . Supreme Sacrifice Day

19th. . . . Poultry Day
20th. . . . Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
21th. . . . Fragrance Day
22th. . . . National Goof-off Day
23rd. . . . National Chip and Dip Day
24th. . . . National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
25th. . . . Pecan Day and Waffle Day
26th. . . . Make Up Your Own Holiday Day
27th. . . . National "Joe" Day
28th. . . . Something On A Stick Day
29th. . . . Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day
30th. . . . I Am In Control Day
31st. . . . Bunsen Burner Day

A hearty CONGRATULATIONS on your  hockey gold metal... to all my Canadian viewers!