Mar 27, 2010

Silly Saturday, Pagan Humor

Q: How many Gardnerians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Can't say. It's oath bound

Q: How many Dianacs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but that bulb has really got to want to change.

Q: How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None... if a candle was good enough for Grandma, it's good enough for me!

Q: What do you call thirteen Witches in a hot tub?
A: A self-cleaning coven.

And last but not least....

A pagan and witch, on her way to Avebury for the Solstice, ran out of petrol a couple of miles from the nearest petrol station.

Despite being in full fancy dress, cloak, pointy hat, and robes, all in basic black, she hunted in the boot of her vehicle but she could only find two receptacles in which to collect some fuel, her chalice and a bedpan that she used in her professional capacity as a District Nurse. The choice was a no-brainer so she trotted off across a field, the shortest route, to the petrol station.

When she returned, carefully trying not to spill the precious fluid, stepped out from behind the hedge to find two young men watching her curiously.

She put the bedpan on the floor, unlocked the petrol cap and began to pour the fuel in.

One young man turned to the other and said 'If that bloody thing starts I'm turning pagan!

Have a very happy Saturday!


Vipera Kernewes said...

Brilliant!!! LMAO

Delphyne said...

Hahaha - thanks for the early morning laugh!!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Very droll!

sloanabernathy said...

These are so cute! I found some "You know your a redneck pagan if..." jokes that were funny. My favorite was "You know your a redneck pagan if your familiar is the plastic flamingo in the front lawn"